Thursday, July 11, 2013

What's in a name?

What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.

I mean yes babies are amazing no matter what way you would like to slice it however, do celebrity parents even realize what they are doing?
I know this might come as a shock to you but I am NOT celebrity offspring, but I think every kid has an awkward phase. 
Awkward phase + celeb child + weird name = Trifecta of please pick on me! 
So coming from a person with an unoriginal name I would like to extend my sincerest apologies.  

Here is one of the newest additions as well as a repeat offender.

Meet Busy Philipps' new baby girl...Cricket Pearl. Her first daughter's name is Birdie Leigh. Maybe if you grow up with a name Busy you just keep the trend going. 

More repeat offenders
 Frank Zappa - Moon Unit and Diva Muffin, I don't think I have to say much there. So I will leave it alone.
Gwen Stepfani and Gavin Rossdale - Zuma Nesta Rock and Kingston James McGregor.
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden - Harlow Winter Kate and Sparrow James Midnight.

Well because I probably could go forever with this post but we don't have time for that. So we will do this role call style. 

1. Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Gillette)
2. Breeze Beretta (Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin's baby daddy)
3.Jermajesty Jackson (Jermaine Jackson)
4.Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz)
5.Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
6. Denim (Toni Braxton)
7. Bear Blue (Alicia Silverstone)
8. Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)
9. Memphis Eve (Bono)
10. Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)
11. Kal-El (Nicolas Cage)
12. Satchel (Woody Allen and Mia Farrow
13. Ever Gabo (Milla Jovovich)
14. Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)
15. Egypt Daoud Ibarr Dean (Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz)
16. Reignbeau (Ving Rhames)
17. Maple Sylvie (Jason Bateman)
18. Rainbow Aurora (Holly Madison)
19. Blue Ivy (Beyonce and Jay-Z)
20. North West (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)

Well with that being said, cheers to your awkward childhood and again I would like to send my deepest apologies. 

Happy Friday Eve!

Happy Kids, Inc


  1. New follower from the blog hop! This article is so true. I get wanting unique, but some of these are just terrible.

    1. Thanks for stopping by and showing some love. I second that thought, I just have to shake my head in disgust.

  2. Oh this is hilarious! I'm always joking that it seems to be a requirement, if you're a celebrity you HAVE to name your kid something crazy. My favorite has always been Pilot Inspektor! haha

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