Tuesday, September 3, 2013

This one takes the cake!

Happy Monday Tuesday Lovelies!

I feel this week was doomed at GO. I don't think I will be back on track until next Monday. 

Anyway, I hope everyone had a wonderful Labor Day weekend! And did it start out with quite the interesting bang.

A little background first, I was out with girls to start off the three day weekend for drink specials and karaoke.
 I kid you not I wasn't even half way through my first drink and this guy mad the most serious beeline over to our table. Of course like a lunch table full of seventh graders we all looked away, trying not to make eye contact because we just knew it wasn't going to turn out well. 

So pick-up lines are funny when you're telling people ones you have heard or read, on the other hand they are mortifying when someone actually uses one on you. Well I didn't think guys used them anymore boy was I sadly mistaken because it happen to yours truly on Friday night. And this one my friend takes the cake for sure.

So after trying to hard not to make eye contact and dreading the words about to pour out of this guys mouth this is what ensued. 

Guy: Have you ever had duck sausage?

Me: Ummm (thinking, really is that even a thing, NO!) No.

Guy: Well good then, why don't you duck down and taste my sausage?

Me: (insert really awkward laugh) Why don't you just leave!?

I really didn't have words, I don't think I have even been so appalled or disgusted. Whether is was a dare or being serious it was still totally unnecessary.

I just had to share how absolutely bad that pick-up line was. Am I being a total prude or off my rocker for thinking it was that ridiculous? 

Have a great week!

 Sami's Shenanigans

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